I used to giggle over the corniest knock-knock jokes when I was a kid. And for some reason, this door that has obviously not been used in the longest time, reminded me of them.
Wonder how long it's been since someone knocked on this door?
Also wondering what your favorite knock-knock joke is? Here's mine:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!
(heeheehee!)
That's the kind of knock-knock joke that makes me go AAARGH! Which is exactly the response a good joke should have. :D My favourites are all English/Afrikaans bilingual, so not many readers would understand them. PS: That's a spooky door ...
ReplyDeleteExcellent find, why didn't you knock furtively on that door?
ReplyDeleteKaori - let's link this on Monday to «Louis'» Monday Doorways meme! «Louis» will be posting "The Gates of Hell" for it.
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Knock knock
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Armageddon
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!!
Hahahha, you asked for it Kaori!!!
Knock Knock!
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Please Hold. Your Knock is important to us. Your knock will be answered in the order it was knocked
I haven't heard that one before, now I want to try it on someone!
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock
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Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.
Love that... lol!
ReplyDeleteI never catch the knock knock jokes. when my students come to my room, they say knock knock, I just say their names.
ReplyDeleteKnock, Knock!
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit. The keyhole is all covered by ivy and cobwebs.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juicy
Juicy who?
Juicy what I just saw?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside. Let me in.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Botany
Botany who?
Botany good books lately?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Albie
Albie who?
Albie out here if you need me.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and open this door!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you as soon as you open up!
what an adventure to find.
ReplyDeleteso far, not knowing whether any 'knock knock' jokes exist over here. liked yours much. please have a kind sunday.
Groan, I can't even remember knock knock jokes though I must have laughed at a few in England... I especially like the second photo putting it back into perspective!
ReplyDeletehaha okay!
ReplyDeletei couldn't think of any funny knock-knock jokes for now... ^0^
love the foto Kaori.
I've enjoyed all the responses. And I agree "hehehe"
ReplyDeleteI remember those "knock Knock" jokes form school ;-)
ReplyDeleteLovely shots!
I'm here cracking up all over again! Thank you all for your lovely (some quite hilarious) comments ;D
ReplyDeleteWoah! That door hasn't been used in a year. Creepy yet beautiful and poetic. It deserves a good knock-knock joke to be told in its honor. I love your playful sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteKnock-knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch-who?
God bless you!
Knock, Knock!
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Canticle
Canticle who?
Canticle Elmo right now, he’s taking a nap.
(This is my first, and so far only, original)
Knock, Knock!
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Common
Common who?
Common out and play with me.
Knock, Knock!
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Spatial
Spatial who?
Spatial delivery m’am; I need y’all’s signature.
Knock, Knock!
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Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your shoes on already and come on out to play.
Knock, Knock!
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Panda
Panda who?
Panda-monium is what I’ll create out here if you don’t come out..
Knock, Knock!
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Xavier
Xavior who?
Xavier questions for later; just open the door.
Knock, Knock!
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T-Rex
T-Rex who?
T-Rex a clean, white blouse if you spill it on it.
HeeHeeHee!!! Thanks for bringing a flew giggles to my morning!!!
ReplyDeleteKnock, Knock!
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Incense
Incense who?
Incence-ible, my dear, that you don’t open the door.
Knock, Knock!
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Shakira
Shakira who?
Shakira Knightly by telling her she won the Best Actress Oscar for “A Dangerous Method.” (After all, she wasn’t even nominated)..
Knock, Knock!
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Ivy Ten
Ivy Ten who?
Ivy Ten already but I still have room for a dish of Moyan Curry.
:) I love the top photo.
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